Ael(sitting on top of me, who is lying sideways on the bed): "I ain't afraid of no ghost!"
Me: "Muuuum-my..."
Ael: "He's not a ghost! He's a child who's been fixed with nanogenes!"

I don't normally crosspost between my blog and here, but I think this one's worthy of the annoyance. :-)

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